Haha.

Why Thomas Jefferson Rules:

TurkeyHed16: he cut the debt in a 3rd
TurkeyHed16: thats mad economics
TurkeyHed16: and they give him the nickel?
TurkeyHed16: its bullshit dude
TurkeyHed16: he should get the fuckin 20
TurkeyHed16: not jackson
TurkeyHed16: what'd jackson do
horrificfunthe3: man jackson was soo badass
TurkeyHed16: fight a bunch of useless wars
TurkeyHed16: yeah guess who jackson based his shit off
horrificfunthe3: he led a battle and OWNED these british
TurkeyHed16: jefferson
TurkeyHed16: thats right
TurkeyHed16: jackson was like
TurkeyHed16: omg
TurkeyHed16: love to jefferson
TurkeyHed16: he is the man
TurkeyHed16: i will rule like him
TurkeyHed16: jefferson was like thats right bitch bow down to me
TurkeyHed16: and jackson was like k lemme go kill some people
TurkeyHed16: in mexico n shit
horrificfunthe3: haha
TurkeyHed16: and then move these indians
TurkeyHed16: and go bitch out those bitches in the south
TurkeyHed16: and then go take a nap
TurkeyHed16: and jeffersons like
TurkeyHed16: nice dude you got your shit goin on
TurkeyHed16: and jacksons like
TurkeyHed16: fo sho
horrificfunthe3: haha
TurkeyHed16: and then george washington walks in
TurkeyHed16: and they're both like
TurkeyHed16: shit
TurkeyHed16: not george
TurkeyHed16: and hes like hey guys!
TurkeyHed16: who wants to play mancala?
TurkeyHed16: its so much fun!
TurkeyHed16: and jeffersons like yo george
TurkeyHed16: get yo wack ass out of here
TurkeyHed16: and jacksons like yeah
TurkeyHed16: dude come on
TurkeyHed16: mancala blows
TurkeyHed16: just like your wife
TurkeyHed16: and then washington axe chops jackson
horrificfunthe3: haha
TurkeyHed16: but jackson sees that shit comming and pumps washingtons false molars full of lead
TurkeyHed16: and jeffersons like
TurkeyHed16: yo
TurkeyHed16: guys
TurkeyHed16: lets just fuckin play mancala
horrificfunthe3: haha
TurkeyHed16: and they're like aight
TurkeyHed16: and then balrog from street fighter shows up and hes all
TurkeyHed16: yeah this balrog
TurkeyHed16: who ordered this pizza?
horrificfunthe3: hahaha
TurkeyHed16: and abe lincolns in the fuckin parlor comes out and hes like
TurkeyHed16: i beleive that is mine kind sir
TurkeyHed16: and then jefferson wins mancala
TurkeyHed16: and washington is so pissed hes like
TurkeyHed16: you cheated i saw it
TurkeyHed16: and jacksons like brb gotta go bitchslap zachary taylor for tryin to be as cool as me
horrificfunthe3: haha
TurkeyHed16: and FDR just wheelchairs everyones ass
TurkeyHed16: and just starts yelling
TurkeyHed16: EAT MY POLIO BITCHES
horrificfunthe3: yeah!
TurkeyHed16: and jackson gets back from owning zt
TurkeyHed16: and jeffersons like yo guys i stole abes pizza
TurkeyHed16: and they're like hell yeah dude
TurkeyHed16: lemme get some of that shit
TurkeyHed16: and jeffersons like haha i already ate it
TurkeyHed16: love to me
horrificfunthe3: haha
TurkeyHed16: and they get sooo pissed off
TurkeyHed16: they're like you asshole just cuz you created the republic you think you can eat the last slice of pizza
TurkeyHed16: and jefferson is like damn right hos
TurkeyHed16: and i wrote the dec. of indep. too
TurkeyHed16: haha
TurkeyHed16: i rule!
horrificfunthe3: haha
TurkeyHed16: and they're like true that
TurkeyHed16: that shit was pretty good
TurkeyHed16: and jeffersons like i know right
TurkeyHed16: i rule!
TurkeyHed16: and they all agree
TurkeyHed16: the end

That may be offensive to some, but personally I think it's hillarious, just picture if that actually happened...